Somebody Help Me
If I have to go to one more church service down here in Uzziah, I am going to scream. Everybody at this church is old. Not that regular old that you can tolerate. No, they are country old; which means that they move 10 times slower than regular old folk.Where did they get these songs from? They sound like regular songs, but they sing them so slowly that I know they made them up.
If I gotta drink one more glass of kool-aid flavored water around here, I am going to choke somebody.
How did I let Marietta talk me into this?
EBB called me. He said that he missed me. We didn't get to talk that long because he said the call was long distance. He sounds like Marietta's grandfather… "Don't ya'll fast tail gurls be making no long distance phone calls on my phone." He better stop calling me fast tail. I'm gonna hide his cane from him.
I don't want to go to church down here tonight. Somebody please help me. Lord, where is a young evangelist when you need one?
posted by Me @ 5:17 PM
